Jersey Girl in Canada here! I started tweeting my heart away a few minutes ago, when I realized that I could collect all of my ideas for tweets and just put them in one blog! Behold- some are old, some new, some haven't even made their way to Twitter!:
- Why do we finish text convos without saying "bye"? Does that mean soon we will do the same over the phone? #badmanners
- If u have a mental disorder, don't date someone who also has one. It won't necessarily be like "Silver Linings Playbook". #really
- Guys: If you're a manwhore flirt, don't bother asking me out- you'll be wasting your time. #Icanseethruyourbullshit
- Trust your gut instincts. If something doesn't feel right, run the other way. #wordsofwisdom #trustyourinstincts
- Never tell someone how you feel if you're not ready to face the awkwardness. Be like a girlscout- be prepared. #wordsofwisdom
- Guys w/ gfs need to NOT send single chicks suggestive messages AT ALL. One day, I may feel shameless enough to publicly put these assholes on blast!
- Saying "Excuse you" and "You're welcome" are more commonly said when noone says " Excuse me" or "Thank you". #manners #entitlement #sadworld
- Ladies: Empower each other- don't hate each other. No matter what city I'm in, chicks kiss their
teeth/give the death stare to strangers. #pointlessdrama
Women judging women: Your face will stay like this. - Never settle for less than what you want in a partner. Also, don't get nervous then overlook them. Chances are you will have regrets.
- Serious question: is Instagram purely for half naked selfie "progress photos" & food? If so, I've been, & will continue, to use it wrong.
- I saw someone's "DNA" on the bathroom floor at the gym. If u MUST fornicate in public, have the decency to clean up after urself! #gymsex
- Holy.. bad boob job alert... next time ya getcha tires changed, hit up Dr. Garth Fisher in L.A., for Christ's sake. #fakelookinfakeboobs
- In terms of talking about crying: It's spelled "bawl" your eyes out, not "ball" your eyes out. #thingsthatdrivemeupthewall
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